"Now we'll init a happy little project..."

    ERROR: CANNOT READ INPUT

"Well... maybe we have a happy little full disk? Or a happy little broken pipe somewhere?"

    20 minutes later

"Ah, it was a mis-match issue between versions 3.4 and 3.5 and our command line tools—the error message was misleading. What a naughty little error message! But now we're back on 3.4 and our tools are happy again. We'll just init this happy little project..."

    UNKNOWN SYMBOL 'DYNLIB_AUTOLOADER' ON LINE 836 OF ../../../BOBOLIB/INTERFACES/MAGIC_REPTILIZER.BRN

"Um. Now isn't that silly, folks! We haven't even written any code, how can we have errors in it? Let me see if... no, that's not a path to anything from the current directory, so that must be from a process running with a different working directory. Let me just do a 'find'... no, no such file anywhere on my filesystem. One moment, we'll be back to painting trees in no time, I'm sure..."

    An hour and forty-five minutes later

"Phew. There. This language's package manager had downloaded a binary for a different processor architecture, and then used it to try to build another package, and that failed. We didn't have the file mentioned in the error because that was using symbols from someone else's machine, having no relation to any files on this one. Luckily these tools let us build a package from source—except that was also broken, for another reason entirely. However! I found a link to a zip deep in a PHPBB forum that contains the fixed package, built for our architecture. The link was broken, but I was able to use the file name to find the zip on Mega. Hopefully my computer didn't catch a virus from it. Now, back to initing our HAPPY. LITTLE. PROJECT."

    ERROR: LIBRARY 'ROOPTYROO' REQUIRES VERSION 3.5, FOUND VERSION 3.4

Flips desk, swears, kicks everything

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Thus ends the short career of Programmer Bob Ross.