every python developer has accidentally made django at least once.

you start with "i will do in flask because it's easier". then you need to add authorization/authentication. and then templating, ORM, maybe some RESTful flask library to make endpoints a bit easier... and now you have django, but in a different way.

I just make normal money and I don't want to have lunch with Jeff Bezos. Maybe in this scenario you lose money each time you hear it and you're so in debt that Jeff Bezos has basically purchased you :P.

Gross, why would you want this? Improve your standards matey. What a sad thing to aspire to.