Yeah, no, none of those are a cure for baldness. They might make you more attractive, and if that's your primary concern about being bald, then great, you've found a way to compensate. But you'll still be super bald regardless of your personality, career and physical shape. And also you won't be as attractive as you could be with better hair.
The model is something like:
attractiveness = personality + career + physical shape + hair + ...
The point is to figure out what parts you can/want to improve and to accept the ones you can't, not to pretend that advancing your career fixes your baldness.