A coder’s guide to coffee (2002)
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Ah, but can you actually taste this? (Holding all other variables constant, and grinding the beans before brewing either way.)
My friend Jerry and I are working on a series of articles on Triangle Tests that we've been doing. As it happens, we did this exact test at Google with 14 volunteers, testing whether people could tell the difference between beans roasted within the last day vs. beans two weeks off roast.
Spoiler: no, they can't. In a Triangle Test, you have three samples, two the same and one different. You have to pick the one that's different.
Caveat: maybe you can tell. If you can, that's all that matters to you. I can tell coffee made with a bamboo coffee filter from the same made with paper, so I don't really care if the general population can.
I'd put up the video, but Jerry did one with faces blurred and I don't remember where that is, at the moment. I'll put it up when I get it.
Edit: here's the video. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LyjQAvFs6w0
And maybe then bring that two months in and see where the cutoff is that people can/can't tell. I'll guess it would be 3-4 weeks or so for most subjects.
I've never heard of a "triangle test" before but I like that format!
Caveat: If you're unfamiliar with what "normal fresh" is for a specific bean of course it's going to be hard to tell at which stage it is but it doesn't mean that you wouldn't be able to state a clear preference if presented with the same bean before, during, and after its ideal degassing window.
And double caveat: A bean is not a bean is not a bean. Dark roasts degas much faster than light roasts and there's some wild variation out there in what's grown.
What brewing method did you use, regular cupping procedure?
People who say "use 4 weeks" are right. It's just hard to organize a whole lot of these things. We're lucky we could do it once.
A high quality bean lightly roasted and ground perfectly just now in a pour over? Two days ago versus two weeks will be noticeably different, three to four weeks after it'll be obvious.
Edit: I'd like to know more of the variables that went into this. "Most people" I know don't drink black coffee, if they drink coffee regularly, or don't drink coffee at all. If you're used to drinking store bought grinds and using a filter pot (or some kind of pod system) then you're probably already a lost cause here.
A different test would be the grinding one. I am very sure I can taste the difference between fresh ground and ground a day or two ago coffee (for espresso however). I would be interested what you get for that experiment.
So date-since-roast is also a proxy for likelihood of rough treatment, and it's lore from a world which includes roasted beans which aren't stored sealed in any way. I have had coffee taste fine a month after roast if stored carefully, and in the tropics, fresh roasted beans can go off on you in a few days, if they live in a kraft paper bag at outdoor temperatures and humidity.
I drink mostly decaf these days, and it stales even faster than regular. The difference is so stark, that to get a consistent espresso extraction I have to adjust the grind setting finer as the coffee ages. If a 10 on the Niche Zero is where I dial in coffee 4 days off roast, I'll typically need to dial down to an 8 by the end of two weeks.
Still, I don't have any trouble believing the results of your experiment, or the YT video's experiment. Two weeks is still pretty fresh. But if you repeat your experiment with 4-day coffee vs. 4-week coffee, maybe your tasters will be able to detect a difference. (Also, depending on how you prepare it, 1-day coffee might be "too fresh"; it's still outgassing a lot. I'd suggest you try 4-day coffee as your control.) If you try decaf, I'd expect the difference to be more detectable.
Anyway, thanks for the empirical evidence.
That said:
> Things start going downhill after around a couple of weeks off roast
"a couple of weeks off roast" is exactly the test we did. It's reasonable to propose other ages and you could well be right that results would be different.
Anyway, a lot has changed since then, so I'll give a quick update.
First, the coffee situation in the United States is much improved. In most towns, you have multiple great coffee shops to choose from. Many fast food chains and even gas stations (!) have pretty good coffee. Nothing like the sour institutional coffee you'd find cooking away in massive vat-like dispensers back in the day.
These days I mostly drink decaf espresso. My grinder is a Niche Zero. My brewing apparatus is a Cafelat Robot, an ingenious lever machine for making espresso (and, I recently discovered by happy accident, 'spro-overs). I also continue to enjoy pour-over coffee, but now I lean toward the Clever Dripper system for convenience.
If I were writing the Guide again today, I'd add the Aeropress and Clever Dripper as great options. I'd still say that drinking fresh coffee and grinding on the spot is the way to go. And, of course, I'd multiply all of the equipment prices by a factor 3.
Anyway, thanks for the trip down memory lane. And do enjoy your next cup!
Also, get an Aeropress instead of using a filter machine as they tend to over-extract the middle of the filter and under-extract the outsides. Pour-over filters can work-around those problems, but takes a bit of skill. Aeropress uses full immersion so it's much easier to get consistently great coffee out of it without too much skill involved. (I prefer cooler temperatures with the Aeropress - I usually aim for about 80°C)
I used to use a popcorn machine to roast beans and it's great fun though I've moved onto using a Behmor roaster now. If you get a popcorn maker, it has to be one with hot air vents at the bottom rather than a wire grill to avoid the fire risk from the chaff that comes off the beans. It's easy to drill a hole into the top and put some kind of digital thermometer in there to get a good feel for what's happening to the beans.
Hand-burr grinders are great - I can highly recommend the Knock grinders and the Aergrind is my favourite for travelling as it's sized to fit partially inside an Aeropress. I usually aim for somewhere closer to french-press grinds and use the inverted method to give total control over the brewing time.
Edit: A small press pot is going to work in a similar fashion to an Aeropress, though the Aeropress has the advantage in making just a single cup of coffee and completely separating the grounds from the water so that the coffee doesn't keep brewing after being made. I'd love to see a glass version of an Aeropress made.
I agree, would be great to get a glass aeropress cylinder - though what makes me most hesitant to use one is actually the plunger/seal. I had one that I bought about 10 years back that sat for a couple months without use and it got very tacky and sticky, and it was very difficult to clean off. I'm not sure what that material was, but the fact that it isn't there when I used it regularly told me that whatever it was, it was going into my cup. Now when I use (my new aeropress), I wash the plunger first and I don't brew inverted - ensuring that my beverage doesn't come in direct contact with the rubber part.
Edit: Just looked it up and the plunger is made out of thermoplastic elastomer (food grade)
Edit2: Found a discussion about a glass aeropress and there would be a couple of drawbacks. Firstly, the glass would likely need to be pre-warmed due to the increased heat capacity. Secondly and more importantly, glass wouldn't be strong enough to survive daily usage and I know I've certainly dropped my aeropress onto the floor enough times to know that indestructible plastic is definitely better for me.
[1] see the fourth last answer in their faq https://aeropress.com/pages/faq
I have almost your exact preferences and settled on this as a great middle-ground between futsiness and taste. I do a sort of vietnamese coffee that's clean, strong, forgiving to brew time and grind, well-extracted and easy to clean up. Can't recommend it enough!
This is awesome. Instead of listening to some "expert" tell you what to do, just try it yourself. Like I said: I know I can taste bamboo vs. paper filters, so I don't need to care if other people can.
I also use the popcorn-popper roasting method and with just a little practice turns out excellent results. I've been doing it this way for 10 years. While I could upgrade to a fancier roasting method, I've never found the need. If this seems like too much time/work considering it's 15min of constant attention over the stove, consider whether it's any faster to go out and buy pre-roasted coffee.
One word of caution on the espresso section of the article: I think his price-point thresholds are too low. I don't think you will have acceptable results less than double those numbers. You might get away with a $300 grinder, but even $500 is at the very lowest end of an acceptable espresso machine. You're better off with pour-over then.
Edit: Just realised you're likely using a stove-top popcorn maker which I've never tried. I used an electric hot-air popcorn maker which has the advantage of blowing the beans around so they roast evenly and also blowing the chaff out of the top/side chute (outdoor usage recommended).
This seems like a bad state of affairs when what 90%? of developers are dependent on caffeine to function.
And most people who hear it kind of get it as well. They don't _actually_ think this person is physically addicted to caffeine. They hear it with the understanding that this person is just a bit tired, distracted, or out of it that morning/day/whatever.
It's the same conversation pattern that people follow when they say: "I think X, because Y". You then go and show they that Y isn't true. They come back with "Ok, but I still don't like X". Y was never relevant.
I will admit though, sometimes nothing hits the spot like some cheap instant and non dairy creamer though.
Depends on where you are I guess. If you're in a big city with tons of options for gourmet coffee then cheap instant is an awful proposition.
However, if you're on a multi day hiking trip through the mountains with your tent and sleeping bag, then a hot cup of instant in the morning will taste like angel juice in your mouth.
I can go get gourmet coffee easily (walking distance), or buy extremely good beans, but heck - sometimes I want absolute shit tier coffee. Its what I grew up on!
I also think you'd be hard-pressed to find robusta served outside of a diner these days
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Just buy what you think is a 2 week supply, and when that's gone go buy another 2 week supply.
And if you don't care about optimizing your coffee experience - that's cool tool. Most of us have better things to worry about.
Do you mean Kopi Luwak, the coffee from Indonesian civet poop?
According to James Hoffmann[1], people should stop consuming that as the industry is based on animal abuse and it's nearly impossible to verify your Kopi Luwak has been gained through fair practices that haven't harmed the animals.
If you are coffee aficionado then better stick to Fairtrade coffee that doesn't involve any animals.
A while back I visited a kopi luwak farm in Vietnam, Hue I think it was. The animals were treated really well, but I'm sure that's not going to be the case for all these places.
Anyway, kopi luwak really is amazing stuff - but at the farm I tried "weasel coffee" and "chemical coffee" side by side (the same beans, with the same grind and roast), and I couldn't tell the difference.
If you're a coffee afficianado, watch this video [0] and don't try it.
No, it is not. If we disregard the ethical issues surrounding the coffee, this is what a renowned roaster has to say about the coffee
""" Kopi Luwak. Made from poop, smells like poop and tastes like poop. A complete ripoff to buy in to… """
A much better version of poop coffee is Jacu Bird coffee. They tend to live around good quality coffee plantations and they have a discerning eye for the coffee cherries. Still more of a novelty thing though as it's so expensive. AFAIK Jacu birds aren't force-fed in captivity, so that's much better.
I am a fan of quite a few Asian coffee beans, however. Monsooned Malabar is one of my faves as well as some strong flavoured Indonesian beans. I really enjoyed some Thai beans that I bought in a small batch although the flavour was definitely funky and not to all tastes.
Methods that don't use filter cause a rise in bad cholesterol[0] if you drink a lot of coffee.
Drip filter machines are ghastly - over-extracted through the middle and under-extracted at the edges. Also, people always seem to skimp on the amount of grinds they use (or maybe I'm habituated to super strong coffee).
> Also, people always seem to skimp on the amount of grinds they use (or maybe I'm habituated to super strong coffee).
Couldn't agree more. Especially since the extraction is so uneven, you need a ton of grinds to make good coffee. Some of the better machines distribute water more evenly. There was a stretch when I used a drip filter daily and I disturbed the grounds half way through. Regardless, I find myself absolutely packing in the grinds to make a decent pot, whereas my beans go much further in a pour over or aeropress.
Input: grains, water Output: coffee
Buy a JURA coffee machine (pricey but worth it) and call it a day.