From elsewhere in this page:
> I used Stripe for about a year to run a small cell phone store in Denver, CO area. [1]
> We sold a cheap van in the company name. [2]
Yeah, that explains how they arrived in Stripe jail.
[1] https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=32261868#32264335
[2] https://www.reddit.com/r/smallbusiness/comments/wa1zob/comme...