After a very "ugly working day" on my end, this story managed to make me ROTFLOL and enjoy living on Planet Earth :)
> Johnson reportedly explained to authorities "he was told by the president" to warn "the government there was US aliens fighting with Chinese dragons."
US aliens? Native grown or naturalized?
Native grown in hydroponic tanks under Area 51.
I'll root for the dragon in this case, at least according to various myths we managed to defeat them many times in the past.
Squaring with aliens would be a first, they are a curveball