People Who Apply for Jobs by Showing Up
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I was shooting large amount of resumes into outer space until I finally landed an interview and job that I soon realized I was crushing.
But then after a while I realized the other end of the same scenario and that's interviewing completely unqualified candidates who literally can't fizz buzz.
Despite all the evidence to the contrary I still struggle deeply with accepting that this is allegedly a semi-common occurrence. It'd be like applying to work for Uber without ever touching a car before.
There’s a lot of stellar talent out there that won’t fit traditional boxes.
Sometimes I've taught kids to program and they could solve it in a single lesson. Sometimes I've tried to teach people and they just couldn't learn at all. I'll probably end up teaching some more people in my time, so the better I understand, the better I can maybe help people in future. I hope you have a minute to help me out here!
Probably wrote a few hundred apps. I’m old school. All in C.
I was thinking maybe you relied heavily on javascript frameworks that do iteration for you. That might explain it.
If you've written a lot of C code, did you somehow manage to do so without using 'for' or 'if' on a regular basis?
(You can tell I'm very confused, because I thought 'if' and 'for' happen a lot in C).
Just to be sure: maybe you're confusing 'fizzbuzz' with something else?
Fizzbuzz was: print the numbers 1 to 100, but instead print "fizz" on every 3rd, "5" on every fifth, and "fizzbuzz" if both.
(That's it, there's no trick question, and we don't care about things like typos or off by ones, because everyone makes those if you just ask out of the blue)
Are you sure you've never written anything similar before in some function or other? (the original cfengine itself seems to have quite a number of functions that loop over something and filter it. )
If the question is why people who can't fizzbuzz keep trying anyway, well, Dunning-Kruger. They don't know what they don't know.
The amount of confidence needed to drive people around at high speeds is much higher than the amount required to join a zoom meeting.
I went the opposite way. I got sick of adversarial interviews. (If you can do the job we’re on the same side. If you can’t you’ll be miserable here so we’re still on the same side). I started opening my interviews with “what did you have for breakfast?” To set the tone of at least everyone can answer the first question. The last guy I hired sheepishly said “I skipped breakfast” but I still counted it a pass.
It was too long ago to remember details, but I suppose the interview got as far as "the data link supports 16kbps, the far side doesn't have compression software, but you have to move 10e6 zeros in less than 30 seconds, how?"
That is a horrible question that tells more about him then the interviewee.
It would lead to lots of enlightening discussion.
I also had great success hiring for IT ops by telling the person, "we use some systems you are not familiar with here, so I'm going to spend the next 10 minutes teaching you the system, and then we'll discuss how you'd diagnose it when you get your first page about it". This tests their ability to learn something new, to engage with an unfamiliar situation, but in the context of mentorship. The only problem with such an intimate technique is that when someone bombs it, they really really bomb it: There's just no hiding what's happening, as it's happening.
It is a profoundly shit question, setting up candidates for randomly failing.
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So, for what it’s worth, I’ve definitely seen it. I don’t even think it’s particularly uncommon.
I've also never asked fizzbuzz, but some similarly easy things. Like reversing a list. No memory or complexity constraints.
I guess the leetcode idea fell afoul of goodhart's law, and a lot of people just started memorizing algorithms instead?
I don’t mean this in any way condescendingly or to imply these people are dumb. Often parents/partners are telling them “go get a job”. The process is discussed a lot on HN, Reddit etc, but most people don’t know that job searching is itself a skill in and of its own. They don’t teach that in HS or college.
As long as you pace yourself and are open to learn you can become a senior developer.
Mind, it was a completely shit service. I mean every time I think about it I think of more vulnerabilities. Unfortunately the contractor leading things had very little clue. So they were no good for guidance. It wasn't until my next job that I really got some mentoring.
I started work monday.
The first time was a complete failure. I walked into a place and hand-delivered a fancy paper application. The office lost the application because they weren't expecting to receive anything like that at the front desk. I know this because I ended up working there after applying online.
The second time, I flew across the country for a final interview where all other candidates were appearing by zoom. I was hired for that job. I'm not sure, but I think that (a) I was less qualified than other candidates and probably should not have been hired, but the organization really valued dedication so flying in was over-weighted; (b) I was more inclined to ignore red flags with the organization because I had committed so heavily to the interview process.
Strategies like this are risky because you need to know yourself well in order to judge whether e.g. you might interview better remotely. It can also lead a person, as it did me, to distort their normal decision-making process in ways which are not immediately obvious.
- Hey, I happen to be in town in two weeks. Can I give a talk at your group and present a paper I'm working on?
I believe it made all the difference, and got me through the door (with a lesser CV).
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ha. I remember ten years ago as an unemployed teen, trying this strategy in various pubs, shops, hotels etc. even for these minimum wage jobs, I was uniformly told to fuck off and apply online. my parents didn't really "get it", that things had changed since their day, they kept telling me to go out and try again. weeks of repeated humiliation.
If a potential employer's priority is online applications & utilizing various on-boarding agencies, IMO, you dodged multiple bullets. They likely are content just feeding a stream of fresh meat into their grinder. As always, YMMV.
my brother had a very similar “apply online” experience in 2016.
I remember Publix had computers by the front of the store and their only purpose was for people without computers to apply. If you came in looking to apply in person you'd be directed to the computers and told you'll get a call if they want to interview.
So I did just that. If I was lucky, I just got the fluoride stare. Most of the time I was either told sternly "you gotta just apply online" or was actually laughed at a few times. I could handle all that on its own. The real bad part was my dad thinking I wasn't really trying.
Showing up IRL might work if one already has a resume full of experience, but I have to wonder how well that works when one either has no experience or is junior to mid level (in any field).
Is this indicative of a bad job market, or instead perhaps a bad fit between the perceived skills/value the persons belives themselves to have, and the view of the recruiters?
Anyway, I think if they've applied to 400 places in 3 months, they're probably using more of a shotgun approach. I always got better results when I researched the company and customized my application to what I thought they were looking for.
In the market that I'm seeing in London UK, everyone seems desperate to hire at salaries that no longer correspond to the cost of living. I don't see many actually putting decent numbers on the table, suggesting 1) they aren't that desperate or 2) those that are putting these numbers down have no trouble filling their positions quickly and they don't stay on the market for long.
Keep in mind that in most places, taxes have yet to adjust for inflation, and/or the government services funded by those taxes degraded beyond usefulness meaning you now have to use your after-tax take-home money to pay for services that you used to rely on the "free" (paid by your taxes) government-provided service.
(I took the Roblox offer and am happy with the decision. :) )
One time I called him a hobo and he was offended, and then he looked up the definition and agreed that he was indeed a hobo.
I printed my CV as an A0 billboard and stood on the street in the center of the city for a few days. Got my first job like that and a couple of interview invites, including for a PE firm.
I don’t know when this happened, but if you work in the tech industry today, after 30 minutes a black car would stop, 2 guys would take a hood over your head and abduct you. You would wake up in a nice office, with a signing bonus on your desk, a new MacBook Pro and an open end work contract.
Job market in Europe is insane for the tech industry, companies buying smaller companies not for the ip, product or engineering knowledge, but just for the people that work there. And this was years ago.
Like „we need 30 engineers but get none, f** it we are doing it live, buy a company that matches“
“We’re still working through the details, but I’m assuming people will look like aliens or something,” says Intel spokeswoman Chelsea Hughes, adding that the goal is to prevent imperfect algorithms and unconscious biases from filtering out good candidates.
Brilliant. So they replace hypothesized implicit bias with ... an explicit bias for people willing to jump through whatever hoops the company puts in front of them. Like showing up to the interview dressed up like an alien, for example.
And some time later the people from the internship place called me just as I was becoming sick of the post acquisition vibes at the startup, so I left.
And so on... I have never sent a CV or interviewed, sometimes I think I should have.
As I‘m now in my thirties I realized, there are no rules (well or very few). 90% of success is just showing up.
„Well, you are here, let’s just have a quick talk“. It‘s not guaranteed that you get a job, a contract or something, but if your Risk is Zero, you can only win.
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I have a sneaking suspicion that this manual curation is more common than we realize and could be the main reason for HN's high quality.
They manipulate submissions and comments A LOT... sometimes they write a comment about their modifications but often do not (maybe when they think it will go unnoticed?).