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the fact that I came here to comment this shows that I am part of a hive mind and am incapable of independent thought

I guess that means you probably hang out on reddit, lol. Sounds like the sort of thing I'd hear there (and I feel when I'm on there myself).

You are all individuals!

I'm not! [0]

At least it's just a library and not a standard, but yes similar logic applies.