> Don't. Make. Me. Learn. It's not because I don't want to learn.
I disagree. I. Don't. Want. To. Learn.
Almost nothing in between me and getting my problem solved is interesting nowadays. Everything I have to learn is just another yak I have to shave in between me and getting my problem solved. This is doubly irritating when the yak is infrastructure (configuration systems, build systems, source control systems, etc.) that has zero bearing on my problem.
Here was one: "We want to add audio to our phone app." GROAN.
App is in Flutter on Android which implies:
1) Flutter
2) Dart
3) Gradle (dear God, help me)
4) Groovy
5) Oboe (for sound on Android) implying
6) Android NDK
7) CMake (hey Satan, I'll take your help too)
8) C++
And I'm leaving out a bunch of stuff. And there will be even more for iOS.
NONE if this is interesting to me. Only 2,5 and 8 are directly applicable to my problem. Everything else is a tower of garbage that I have to chop through with a machete in order to get to the task that I actually want to solve.
And, as I understand it, somehow the web and Javascript universe is worse.
So, no, I don't want to learn.