If it's all the same to you, I think we'll just put a hazmat bag around you and the pizza and bury you as is. I'm not touching that pizza.

My partner orders pineapple pizza then takes the pineapple off. It's there to cover the pizza in pineapple juice and that's it. She also likes teriyaki sauce to a fault so I probably shouldn't be surprised.

add a little bit of bacon and it's an amazing combination. 3 very different aromatic ingredients combining wonderfully.

(lots of other aromatic things work great too)

Pineapple for the sweet and sour taste, jalapeno for spicy, green olives for salty umami and sausage for meaty fatty.

no, really you can keep it, no one else would want that abomination.

(note jalapeno are a valid topping)

Gladly. (so I can then eat it)

Add ricotta cheese and pepperoni. Delicious.