The British Army ran faster than the French to the sea but the joke is always on the French. It's also a very anglo-saxon joke…
1. The German army in 1940 was utterly unstoppable. They didn't just conquer France, they conquered half of Europe. The French army was seen as the best army in the world at the time, but they were utterly unprepared for the new way of warfare the Germans introduced.
2. Petain.