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Or get a masters degree in cosmology so you can put "Master of the Universe" on your CV.

This only makes sense if your pronouns are He/Man.

TIL women can't be masters of anything?

I suppose you could make a She/Ra pronouns joke. Or maybe Battle/Cat if you’re a furry.

If you do rain studies, you can call yourself rainmaker.

Study the history of obscure German counties to become certifiably in Sayn!

Though almonds are technically seeds, not nuts.

Well, actually… :-)

A rare actually tasteful “technically…,” thank you.

"You are technically correct. The best kind of correct" -- Administrator who chaired the committee that selected the cover of the book of rules.

I reckon you are the kind of person that would put tomatoes in a fruit salad XD

Sounds seedy.