If Cpython is transferred as a separate artifact, probably for a CDN, it will be cached super efficiently. I'm not sure whether it's that much of a problem.
IIUC, the TLDR is that they're experimenting with loading a bunch of popular scripts (e.g. top `N` scripts from CDNs) on all browsers, so the response is immediate, but they can't use the timing for fingerprinting because it's immediate for everyone.
Loading the entire wasm, touching all the things that need to be touched, etc, takes up the majority of the time