Critics: "Crypto is useless, and you're all going to be left broke and sad."

Proponents: Are left broke and sad.

Author of this article: The critics are just "tricked into thinking they are were right all along, and they miss out on huge opportunities in crypto."

Oh, that tricksy crash in the price of beanie babies! Always confounding the silly critics who are befuddled into thinking that they were right all along, when they said the price of beanie babies would crash. Sure, they said it would crash and it did, they said it was useless and it is - but it's just a trick! Tricked you, haha! Now I'm broke and sad, but you silly critics have egg on your face!