- Giant forms with dozens upon dozens of nonsensical fields (preferably with abbreviations as names, like "IFE App.") half of which are required so you just stuff random words in them to make it shut up
- Thousands of tickets that would probably take 30+ software devs 100+ years to implement
- Can't find your project because your project's name is nonsense (also preferably with abbreviations)
- Task descriptions have hundreds of words of nonsensical boilerplate but don't actually say anything at all
- 50 different ways each to say "Finished", "Started" or "Abandoned"
- Workflow state transitions reminiscient of the outdoor maze in The Shining (crazy man with axe optional)