The following regex is sentient:
s/[Aa]re\s[Yy]ou\s\(.*\)?/Indeed, I am \1./
Input: "Are you sentient?"
Output: "Indeed, I am sentient."
Input: "Are you capable of intelligence?"
Output: "Indeed, I am capable of intelligence."
Input: "Are you going to take over the world?"
Output: "Indeed, I am going to take over the world."
Which actually rings true in the sense of the proverbial "garbage in, garbage out".