Most of the things that cause these problems, like stolen apes, would not work on Bitcoin as it lacks smart contract functionality.
[0] https://en.bitcoin.it/wiki/Script
[1] https://en.bitcoin.it/wiki/Fungibility
[2] https://sethforprivacy.com/posts/fungibility-graveyard/
One might think Lightning Network would be a good solution, but LN is fungible, so that wouldn't work.
Still, colored coins is an awesome concept and I'm planning to help with at least 1 use-case (fingers crossed!) in the next few months.