Statically link everything? Including glibc?
Any reasonable person doing this would use Musl of course.
Trying to statically link with glibc is a fool's errand.
Not that it is needed for forward-compatible Linux binaries since newer glibc versions are backwards compatible so dynamically linking the oldest one you want to support works fine. Would be nice if glibc/gcc supported targetting older versions directly without having to have an older copy installed but that is a convenience issue.
Or just compile against an older glibc version. Plenty of tools to setup sysroots for that, e.g. https://wiki.gentoo.org/wiki/Crossdev