It just makes me wonder what they'll be doing with 1000+ laptops and other devices. Do they expect people to send it back? Probably yes. I'd personally just declare: "I have low money and I had to fire your laptop service, thanks for the work of getting it to me, I'll be keeping it now."
I mean, that's what they do with the work of their employees. "I have low money and I had to fire you and 1000+ others, thanks for the work of making my company big, I'll be keeping it now."
If not, I feel sorry for the folks in charge of rounding up all this hardware to likely sit around and rot.
I think you could then expect a knock on your door from a couple of police officers. [1]
1. https://www.reddit.com/r/bestoflegaladvice/comments/v9acuq/l...