This was funny 25 years ago.
It’s a good reminder that >25 years ago most bars and grocery stores has just a few different brands of larger, and maybe a light option or two.
Feels like something that someone pulled from Usenet and turned into a web page, back when the internet was still interesting.
Even though I'm old enough to have used DOS as a kid, my grade school didn't have any computers for student use. I jumped immediately to Windows 95 from DOS, but never used it for more than playing games and Microsoft Office.
I encountered macOS 8 in High School but only used them for Logo (turtles!).
So I really don't get the article.
Something about brevity being the soul of wit.