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Truly spoken like someone who doesn't have daily interactions with squirrels.

Not necessarily, but don’t you think its behavior is a bit, how can I put this, squirrelly?

I mean sure, it likes eating nuts, but what software doesn’t?

…hmmm, wait a second.

That's just what a squirrel would say

Everybody lies.

You say that, but how do I know you’re telling me the truth?

Everybody else lies.

Yeah, well jacob019 called you a liar.

Not everybody lies all the time, Aristotle.