How does it continue? Assembly=walking, fixie=C, regular bike=fortran, electrically assisted bike=C++, electric wheelchair=python, ...
:_D You made my day! I'd continue like this: barely moving eye-popping-graffiti-painted squeaky wheelchair with no bearings mounted with duck tape inside a rusty sea container, that is chained to a heavy truck with broken exhaust and flat tires = (you guessed it! :) )
If you add a solid rocket booster to this contraption (so that it actually moves) that would be exactly javascript.
It is alot easier to reason about performance. The code does somewhat translate to the machine instructions you anticipate.
But the greatest advantage is all the fancy pants idioms you don't feel compelled to use.
Life is too short to waste time tracking down double frees, out-of-bounds writes, memory leaks, and weird concurrency issues.