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Don't forget that it's health care in the US, so it'll be the same piece of leather everyone else has used, but wiped down with a Clorox wipe.

Like that hamburger seller from Demolition Man: "Do you see any cows down here?"

I loved Stallone's reaction to that.

$3000 to rent the leather. $649 for the wipe.

don't forget the office visit fees for the 35.32 seconds the doctor was actually present in the room.

Oops, the doctor was out of network. That'll be $3532.99!

While you lay in a tub of ice.

I want to see this show...