Every hacker in the peanut gallery deep-down knows that they should know Haskell and Lisp well. They resent the fact that their job or personal life or whatever doesn’t leave room to get serious about computation theory. And they vent this frustration endlessly on people lucky enough to have had the bandwidth at the right time to thoughtfully contrast computation with physical computing machines (the only person I know to stomp Lemire in AVX is a GHC hacker).
I’m kinda fat because I haven’t fixed it yet. People don’t know Haskell and Lisp well because they haven’t fixed it yet.
Neither is an appealing look.