A completely foreign object with a printed key might be kept safe -- but it isn't intuitive to do so. We heard multiple stories of people gifting Bitcoin at events like weddings only for private keys to be tossed out with cards.
I already have a secure, self custodial wallet, it’s called cash in my wallet.
Handing over a monopoly bill will have the same fate. You can’t keep it in your wallet and it can be lost easily.
Either way this is a ridiculous project and would probably best be served by the concept of “gift card” instead, given your explanation.
Are you sure? If I find a single bill from a random country I assume the worth isn't a whole lot. Such bills get stashed in the souvenir box which may or may not be thrown out at any point when space runs out.
> I don't follow any of your reasoning here
I don't think the birth certificate analogy is that hard to follow. It's easier to hold onto a US-letter-sized document than it is to save a single bill that you should not place in a wallet.
You can do cold storage by securing seeds on metal, such as titanium, or any robust material you like.