The Unbelievable Number of Cartoon Apes Being Stolen

Posted 2 days ago and another theft today.

First line of the article: "This article has been updated because even more apes were stolen."

Yeah this really tells me everything I need to know. Any more reading is just wallowing in schadenfreude.

Which I chose to do.

I find it both believable and also see some poetic justice that the thefts are happening through such mundane centralized point of failure methods.

Mwha... Err ok. Mwhahah. No, wait. Those poor crypto bros that.. MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHSHAHAHAHA MWHAHAHAHAHAHA

Self-correcting problem, apparently.