You made the claim NPR Syndrome exists yet provide no examples besides hearing classical music discussed and a made up straw-man news story about Global Warming and puppies.
Then tell me I should just assume NPR Syndrome exists because you need it to for the rest of your piece to hold up? I don't think so. Especially when finding examples hosted on NPR's own website should be trivial.
Not to mention your vomit inducing caricature from Good Will Hunting generalized to a liberal arts education; reminds me of people claiming Steve Jobs and Bill Gates represent great role models for college freshman to follow and go drop out to strike out on their own.
You basically set up the article just so that you can argue against what you believe is the liberal intellectual poser who only exists in your head because it fits your political world view.