Have you ever used it though? I’ve produced records on an MPC 3000 and then later in pro tools, logic, ableton, fl studio, etc. the MPC 3000 has its own unique sound and timing. If you actually used it , I’d understand your comment perhaps? Sure the writer is exaggerating a bit and glorifying, but it’s amazing and you cannot compare the timing and sound of it to anything else. It is unique AF.