I’ll take “nothing” over scrum anyday.
I will communicate with my colleagues and stakeholders and deal with what needs to be dealt with, vs more meetings with religious fundamentalists who don’t actually appear to code much.
scrum is basically a way to provide fake jobs to many people, this allow them to avoid doing useful work and qualified work, like coding. The same applies to non-technical product owners.
They are absolut frauds and will definitely not got to heaven, if there's one.