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I know someone who published an academic paper on doing exactly this.

Doesn't sound very noteworthy tbh. It's obviously possible and the implementation is straightforward.

sounds like 99% of academic papers

Most papers at least sound like they're notable!

The less jam you have, the more you spread it out.

The opposite is also true. Brilliant ideas have lead to papers that can read obvious and terribly unremarkable.