Adam Savage's Rant on Laser Printers and Google Search

He is right. Search engines are seriously borked in this regard.

The real solution to his problem is to select a given vendor of laser printers, then go to their site and look at their large-format stuff.

Myself, I've had good experiences with large format Ricoh printers.

But Adam could also tweak his existing printer by using different print settings, like selecting "card stock" as what he is claiming to be printing on.