I'll take that bet. But you need to put up the $5,000 first.
So you don't think you're just losing money, I'll issue you $5,000 worth of my personal stablecoin that you can redeem 1:1.
If you win, I'll give you another $5,000 of my personal stablecoin to pay the bet.
You can redeem them whenever you want, I'll be good for it. /s