it feels odd to speak about this scenario like it's a foregone conclusion.
Not really.
> I’ll do it—don’t need your approval, really
Mine? No. You want a title to go with that house ? Well then, yeah, there are some third parties whose opinions matter.
The workaround is to put everything on exchanges, but then you've lost the decentralized nature of Bitcoin and you are back to just a central database owned by a company, AKA a bank.
Besides, Coinbase/Circle is already miles ahead in this race for institutional credibility.
And anyway, your cheap jab at Coinbase has no comparison with Tether. Circuit breakers are not an invention from crypto exchanges. Besides, they also are one of the investors in Uniswap, which lets you trade without any middlemen.
https://www.cnbc.com/2022/05/02/greenwich-mansion-for-sale-w...
Legally though, the transaction still has to be recorded and taxed in USD.