Now we know what course of action to suggest the next time someone posts "Ask HN: My [FAANG] account is locked"!
Will it work for ugly people like me?
Ugly male? No.
Ugly female? Worth a shot.
sorry to say, but no. (or at the least, it's very highly unlikely)
Talked with friends occasionally transporting packages in Central Europe for Amazon. In case they want to appeal some vague "fees" deducted from bank transfer, they have to call Amazon's office in Dublin and they're put on hold until they give up. Oh, and English only of course.