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Plastic Bertrand, who eats 500 credit cards daily, is an outlier and should not have been counted

When asked why he does it Bertrand replied: Ça plane pour moi.

that was the joke

Unfortunately, not everyone knows it's a myth. Many people still believe it.

This article was sponsored by Big Spider.

..to take care of all the small spiders who wish to become big one day. no! there will be only one! BIG SPIDER

Is it me or are the comments haha funny here, like reddit 2.0.

This is the Purge. It's how the rest of the threads are able to be kept so serious.

Eternal September (saying that as someone who joined HN a few weeks ago is ironic)

The comments here are a bit funny. Much unlike most of reddit comments, which are the same jokes overdone till death.

Then you have to swallow a bird to catch the spider and I’ve heard it doesn’t end well.

You're supposed to let the spiders swallow flies, and the bird swallow spiders, then you swallow the bird. Not swallow them all in a row!

But then you need to swallow a cat to eat the bird…