If you wanted the idiomatic only-one-way-to-do-things approach to do things, Java is not and has never been the language of choice for that. Why do we have 10 different dependency injection /logging / web frameworks? Who cares! Let's add an 11th for good measure. I don't want java to be idiomatic and purist conformant tedium.

You're welcome to switch your language of choice to go if that's really your bag.