I am glad someone knows what "laser eyes" mean, I did not get that reference or know that meme. FWIW, I do not have laser eyes and I would not bet against BTC reaching 100k. But that does not mean I believe BTC should be the leader or that it's the best cryptocurrency, so that is not meant as an endorsement in any way.
Great article, by the way. I have just skimmed most of it, I am knee-jerking, but my strongest impression after reading through most of it for the first time is "I'm with Keanu here" with the caveat that I do believe there are a handful of good Web3 projects out there, I'm not going to name one because I don't want to detract from your article, which is actually very good IMHO. (Edit: I guess I mean, I'm with queersamus, whose quote appears under the picture of Keanu...)