> I don't want to wake up early, drive my car in traffic jams, find a parking spot, see that someone stole my favourite (but still bad) office chair, sit in an open office full of noisy people, working on shared & dirty keyboards, looking at small budget screens, on desks that can't be adjusted.

What... where do you work? Budget screens? Bad office chairs? We're quite spoiled in the US with big tech. Everyone gets giant monitors and Herman Miller chairs sprinkled with freedom.