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We need a new law. The Freedom To Have Our Farts Go UnHeard Act. ;D

No no no, the name of it needs to be an acronym as well.

The Freedom-to Always Rip True Act.

I've always yearned the ability to come up with creative business names, product names, etc. It appears you have mastered it.

If only there wasn't already the Fair and Reciprocal Trade Act.