Not a week goes by without seeing a post like yours. You may simply need to come to terms with the fact that you may not be able to gain access to your account. Lesson learnt: Google is evil, stay away from it.
I think it would be better to come up with and popularize a phrase similar to "not your keys, not your coins". Maybe something along: "not your server, not your data" or "not your hard-drive, not your data".