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Despite living in Hong Kong and traveling frequently to Shenzhen at the time, I found out from a high school buddy from growing up in Ohio that lived in the USA and had no real connection to China besides this one business trip.
It appears someone who couldn't read english at all had used baidu translate to translate the menu. It turned out baidu translate was translating "扒饭" - assorted grilled meats - to my Twitter (HN, etc) username for YEARS.
https://twitter.com/larrysalibra/status/959749866036408320
Crazy world.
Lesson: if you can't read the language, blindly trusting translation is always a bit of a gamble!
It's common to say 吃饭 (eat rice) as a way of saying "to have a meal".
Unsure what it is supposed to mean in this context though.
(note: also don't trust a random person on the internet - me - with your translations)
The use of "tea" for that meal remains a class signifier; my paternal grandmother used it, my parents did not (my mother, despite not being a native speaker, presumably is the one who eradicated it from my father's vocabulary), and yet I continue to say unwittingly say it occasionally though I now live in the USA. A vestigial Australianism in my case
It's definitely "non-U" in the UK, though that whole world is mostly gone.
However, based on my research (1), "扒饭" is likely a meal type rather than an action. For example, "鸡扒饭" consists of a bowl of rice covered by a layer of pre-cooked chicken breast plus some veggies. The rice itself seemed normally cooked, not grilled. And yes, this sounded very similar to "盖浇饭" which is also a meal type.
1: https://duckduckgo.com/?q=%E6%89%92%E9%A5%AD&iax=images&ia=i... yes, quite literally a re-search
(Me been a local to the country, you would assume that I knew this kind of things. Well...no, this is the first time I learned this term. But if someone asks me "Hey do you want some 鸡扒饭?", I'll take my chances.)
Note: 排 literally means ribs. But this dish has been evolved quite a bit and now 猪排 could be any part of pork, and I'd say pork chop is actually more common than actual ribs nowadays. Same goes to chicken - 鸡排/鸡扒 is typically just chicken breast (not like chicken has ribs to begin with, hehe).
So like “break bread”, “earning bread”, “bread and butter” etc.
I'm pretty much 100% certain that what came out of the kitchen was a filet of dog. It was a piece of meat. It was a bit charred. Definitely neither pork nor beef. But red. Thin, like it was from alongside the ribs of a medium sized animal. Gamey. A bit stringy. Tough. I ate it, but I cried inside. (My ex got some nameless white fish from the Mekong and was sick for a couple days, so I was kinda lucky).
So yeah, watch out for when they translate you into "American-style" something. What they usually mean is "barbarian" lol
My only hope that maybe I didn't eat dog came after I'd lived there for a few months, and realized dogs are relatively special dishes. A restaurant across the street from me kept one in a cage on the side of the patio, which I'm pretty sure was eaten for a wedding. (It disappeared the same night as most of the fish in their tank). Having said that, the "american beefsteak" was definitely expensive compared to everything else on the menu, and was certainly a premium item.
It's true though that regular chicken in Vietnam is as gamey as duck, because it isn't hormone-fed and water filled. So maybe this was just beef. But I never had any other beef there that tasted like it.
- Dog meat is served in specific places, it's not something widely available (like you noticed in your reply). The place that serves it will usually have "Dog meat" in the name of the restaurant (in Vietnamese: "Thit cho")
- You mentioned sitting outside on "kindergarten-sized chair". This is what Vietnamese people call "quán vỉa hè" and not many of those places serve dog meat.
- You mentioned "a filet of ..." "a piece of meat" "a bit charred" and "red". Out of those 4 bits of information, only "a bit charred" makes sense for dog meat. But dog meat is always cooked into some special dishes, and never "filet" with just "one piece".
- If the menu was all in Vietnamese and only one item had English, saying "American Beefsteak" and being priced higher, then it would be a special cut of Beef aimed towards foreigners.
- "Gamey" "A bit stringy" "Tough" is exactly the words describing texture of Vietnamese beef, some specialty beef places will have this type of beef cut (remember, you're in a country where for most people the best way to eat beef is to have it diced thin stir-fried, cooked well done. people don't usually eat steaks.)
Keep in mind that:
- This varies a lot depending on the parts of the country where you visited. Since you did not specify where you ate this, I'm assuming Urban/City outskirts area, belonging to a Southern city/province or Northern city/province and am basing my intuition on this. If this happened in a very rural area or mountainous area, then my comments on dog meat being served in special places does not apply, but the comments about the meat you described still apply.
Some links to see:
- Some exotic cuts of beef in Vietnam: https://vinpearl.com/vi/bo-to-tay-ninh-va-12-dia-chi-thuong-... ( archive.today link: http://archive.today/Hr9DY )
- Dog meat page on Vietnamese Wikipedia (graphic images, beware): https://vi.wikipedia.org/wiki/Th%E1%BB%8Bt_ch%C3%B3 (some images from S.Korea and China mixed in, Vietnamese prepare their dogs differently)
At first I thought there was something weird going on client-side, but it happens to me on every OS. Just took this screenshot on my iPhone:
https://i.ibb.co/r4M5Cb9/52238-CC7-81-BD-4-B3-D-934-F-77-DB9...
(from URL: https://www.dell.com/en-us/shop/dell-laptops/sf/xps-laptops )
I figure we should just have left it like that.
The rest of the message, though ... it starts off "Our website is Cookie (クッキー)" and looks like two translations got jammed together.
1. A bored male person opens the site and types the first thing that comes to his mind in the search box.
2. Website records this as a new search and suggests it at random to new visitors.
3. Curious people click it, interested to see what the site will respond.
4. Website notices it is a popular suggestion! Suggests it to more people.
5. GOTO 3.
I have seen similar bizarre (though not offensive) suggestions in google search. My colleage typed: “how do I” and google suggested “how do i make my girlfriend hold her hand in front of a screen and pretend she’s a dinosaur”. (Or something like it). Someone typed it once, and if it is a random suggestion it gets clicked by about everybody.
[0]https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=client%2Fser...
DeepL, for example, fails hilariously with certain inputs. I once got it to mistranslate things like these:
- "孔明" (Kongming, the genius strategist/statesman from China's Three Kingdoms period) got translated as "Confucius"
- "chage and aska" (a Japanese pop music duo) got translated as "曹操" (Cao Cao, founder of the Wei state during China's Three Kingdoms period) or even "ちんちん" (literally "penis" in Japanese)
AI finally reached the level of a lazy high school history student who didn't study enough.
IIRC at that point it would translate e.g. "23 万" correctly, but 23万 would go to 23 million.
I tried reporting the error, no idea if they actually pay attention to those!
> Machine translation has a loooong way to go.
Since large numbers on e.g. streaming sites are often reported in multiples of 万 in Chinese, but a million in English, I did wonder if the machine "learned" that they were equivalent.
I'm already searching in German, so no need to translate; and it 'translated' by replacing 'Englisch' into 'Deutsch'.
Top marks amazon! :D
The one I was looking at was a completed unrelated “suggested image”.
I would very much appreciate a way to turn those product groups off, since they disrupt my searches for weird handtools, components, and other stuff that I actually buy (and quite often, I've been a customer since 2014).
I can’t at all remember where that flag is, and tbh some products are shown anyway, but it’s there.
A proper translation company would cost a lot more, sure, but the results would be orders of magnitude better.
This is somewhat similar to the way money is spent on making movies. Pennies are saved during the writing process, and millions wasted on stars, locations, special effects, to shoot pointless scenes in stories that make no sense.
I believe that's not incompetence but risk aversion. They're deathly afraid of trying anything that deviates from the norm because they will lose money if they don't make something that makes all focus groups happy.
A few months ago, one of the sellers I had purchased some stuff from (only for about €200 over a span of 2 years) contacted me on my personal email and asked in very broken English if everything was alright since he hadn't seen me in a while. He sent me a bunch of coupons for his Aliexpress shop and several links to those really well made fakes everyone is always looking for on there (so now you know, the trick to finding those is through your Shanghai bff :) ).
The products are cheap, the sellers surprisingly kind, but the place itself is just really weird!
I just set up an unprotected browser (Chrome) in a container and cycled through the nl.aliexpress.com front page about 30 times. It gave me a number of suggestions like the ones mentioned above, none of them of sexual nature. I then closed nl.aliexpress.com and opened pornhub.com and xhamster.com, closed those sites again and opened nl.aliexpress.com again in a new tab. It gave me a suggestion of 'neukende vrouwen' (fucking women) after reloading the site three times. This could be a coincidence, of course.
The class of the div where the suggestions are placed is class="hot-words", so I would say this is the result of someone spamming the search box with nasty terms and AliExpress just showing them based on 'popularity'.
Now if those items or their search queries should make it into front-page recommendation, that's another story.
Next week they will do 'medications'?
I can imagine translation engines don't do very well with just one off words and phrases like "accept all" as mentioned in the comment about Dell's website, instead of them being used in a sentence.
It's translation engines and the cheapest translation services, who will also try to use automation as much as possible.
I have always been able to swear everywhere online in Norwegian.
- The country
- The ceramic material
In Dutch these have 2 different words("China" and "Porselein"). Aliexpress translated "China" in the "Shipping from" section to "Porselein"(so the ceramic material).
I have no issue buying from a English webpage, but a webpage machine translated to danish makes me doubt the competence of the page and if its even possible for me to communicate with customer support if needed.
Their MT for Chinese to Dutch was trained on Chinese translations but used for Dutch translations.
I can't for the life of me figure out what, exactly, is the issue here because I do not speak Dutch or German.
> Höschen means panties, and ficken means, well…
Hint: Dutch is a close cousin to English. Try just pronouncing it.
I think it's a little... I don't know, rude? Inconsiderate? to leave the reader with the task of filling in the blanks.
"Höschen für ficken" means panties for fucking in German.
As you see, a hint is enough :P
As for the rude/inconsiderate part: I guess it is a little bit rude, as the target audience is clearly english speakers.
On a similar note (unrelated to this discussion), as a dutch dev who works a lot with americans I think it's quite rude when native english speakers use idioms ("bob's your uncle", etc) when speaking with non-native english speakers. Even though they understand the words they still have to infer the meaning of such idioms from context, which can make them feel stupid (especially if they get it wrong).
The worst one being the "what's up?" or "how are you doing?" greeting without expecting an actual, heart-felt response. That one always gets me.
If the author is reading this, thank you for the update, it’s much appreciated
Is German not Dutch.
I agree that for an article obviously intended for an international audience it's weird and lazy not to provide a translation for the very thing that the article is about.
Coming soon... AliHub? AliXXXpress?
If anything, Chinese typically don't really use Aliexpress at all, but Taobao or TMall.
Generally I don't know what most people buy on AliExpress though. For me it's for electronics parts/sensors/... where I can't find a cheap offering on Amazon, or if I feel adventurous and want to try out some weird electronics device that you can't get here at all. But do people buy panties on AliExpress? Doesn't sound like you'd save much, you can get them pretty cheap on Amazon etc. But maybe the ones on Amazon are unsuitable for fscking?
I guess to test the theory about "most popular search", one would have to get a botnet to search for a random string, to see if it would show up as a suggestion.
As a side effect, the bot that monitors the suggestions and create spam offers might start offering "e99a507d-c1ef-416c-b704-166561a44ccd" for sale...
Aliexpress is (as far as i know) a place where you buy things. This suggestion is not abuyable thing.
Anyway, I regularly just enter keywords without appending “book” when I am looking for some books on Amazon. For example, I would not expect “WWII aircraft carriers” to return a listing for the actual thing.
I've worked on several high end furniture shopping sites which got a small but consistent visits from people searching for pornography.
I'm... puzzled, but also speechless. What were they expecting on a furniture site? Any chance these were bots? (Though I wouldn't discount human stupidity)
Hypothesis: this phenomena has been exacerbated by browsers, which have trained people that URLs and search are the same thing by having them search using the address bar. Also explains people searching for website names on Google.
Weirdly, it only happens to the desktop site, if I access it via mobile I get mostly normal suggestions.
One time someone even answered that they are aware of it.
There are things/words we all have seen/heard but somehow are meant to pretend we have not. This is absurd. This is why many problems exist and can't be fixed - because we are taught the way of thinking/speaking when we pretend living in a version of reality different from what actually is real, even when we are perfectly aware of that.
I really don't want to be walking around an office and seeing someone being murdered on a coworkers monitor or have a coworker talk about the sex they had on the weekend.
Sure, as long as what we compare to is the actual business we are meant to do.
> really don't want to be walking around an office and seeing someone being murdered on a coworkers monitor or have a coworker talk about the sex they had on the weekend.
Why? If our work process allows to take a break and read news (instead of just working non-stop) - it's OK to view a crime scene on the monitor. If we consider it fine to talk about the barbecue they had on the weekend it also is OK to talk about the sex they had on the weekend. IMHO. Why not?
This is actually true. They call you "亲", which could be translated to darling.
This is a weird thing though. Chinese people almost never call each other "亲", not even between husband and wife. But one day suddenly it became a common phrase used in customer service.
This happened while dictating feedback to students..
I thought some user-specific ad-specific search-specific shenanigans were going on for my account... :D