Excuse me sir, but have you been drinking?
It was a simpler time, before autocorrect errors dominated, and it was also a fun Friday night. The somewhat regular “Adam bot” in “party mode alerts were just little bit more amusing to be woken up by late at night when things were broken.
Officer: Sir, how high are you?
Dude: No officer, it’s high how are you
I am personally, barely, three sheets to the wind - I've only guzzled two bottles of red!
Especially if use the same messenger app both for work and for personal use. And by "personal use" I mean sharing porn with your significant other.