Ok so first to have a uniform distribution we have to have a bounded set. Maybe you can do something clever with limits but lets not overcomplicate things. Lets say we have 0 <= v < 10. Define E = v^2. Then 0 <= e < 100
Uniformity of v would mean that p(0 <= v < 1) = 1 / 10
Uniformity of E would mean that p(0 <= E < 1) = 1 / 100
But by construction p(0 <= v < 1) = p(0 <= E < 1). So it's not possible for both to be uniform.