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I was a frequent air traveler for around 15 years and would sometimes fantasize about an airline or subsidiary that catered only to human people with, say, 500,000 miles in experience as passengers. No kids, no pets, no rookies. But I am even happier now with my unplanned alternative – no air travel at for 2+ years.

Oh, wow... was really not expecting "toddlers". Those descriptions of otherwise unpredictably acting humans is not restricted to merely the toddler aged humans.

Very young humans visibly in prolonged intense agony probably shouldn't have been brought onto the plane either.

Generally it's frowned upon to put your toddler in a kennel for a week.

Toddlers should be fine as long as they qualify for free cocktails.