Sure, I'll bite. I like your thrust and conclusion, even if I don't agree with how you got there.
I've worked in the 3D scanning world for almost a decade, so my bias is really just surprise that Google produced outcomes that were far below the quality I hoped for and anticipated, given how great so many other conceptually similar (and also free) assets are.
Here's the thing: regardless of the purity and nobility of the goal or the quality of their academic paper, at the end of the day, the assets are either great or they are not. I believe that it's limiting to assign extra quality marks to something just because the folks who made it are "doing it right" in an academic context.
I respect folks who volunteer to do beach cleanups, too. It's absolutely positive, from the immediate impact, the educational perspective, getting folks involved. It's great exercise! But it's also tragically short-term, and if they wrote an academic white paper about how they picked up garbage after the fact, it wouldn't change the fundamentals.
If you saw an Arxiv paper on a particular 30 volunteer beach cleanup on one Saturday, you might be forgiven for wondering why they wrote it up as an academic paper, too.