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Comment by ahmed_ds | Hacker News Reader

I wonder what 30-40 something hacker news user would like, if I solely go by making generalized assumptions and stereotypes.

- EDM knife

- Alcoholic beverage of some kind

- Maybe a first edition of some book they like; Maybe a movie poster they used to own when they were in college

- Boutique mechanical keyboard

- Handmade wallet

- Semi professional/Podcasting microphone

- A bag coffee that has a novelty story attached to it

- A mug that has some kind of dad joke like humor to it

- Fountain pen and a diary (Everyone knows how much HN is into notetaking stuff!)

That's about it really. At the end of the day, give any of these stuff to anyone in HN but try to tell a story behind that. They will be happy. :)

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> - EDM knife

Do you mean an EDC knife? Because EDM means electronic dance music to me …

It Splits The Air in Two with the power of the BASS DROP

IDK, an EDM Knife sounds like a cool idea.

Looking for one to add to the app now. lol

EDM KNIFE USER MANUAL

[From WEEB Corporation, the industry leader in melee weapons and cosplay supply]

Please keep all magical weapons pointed in a safe direction and out of the reach of children.

Step 1: Using aseptic technique, load the hilt chamber with concentrated liquid MDMA. Remember to wear gloves during this process!

Step 2: While the product is still sheathed, activate the EDM Knife’s special powers by performing the PLUR hand signs as if you were casting a Naruto jutsu.

The knife will begin emitting lights and a sick beat as soon as you draw it. This indicates that the weapon will now inflict a status ailment.

Step 3: Proceed to stab and/or slash your opponent(s). If you followed Steps 1 and 2 correctly, your wounded enemies will soon be rolling too hard to continue fighting.

*WEEB Corporation is not liable for any injury caused. Please contact customer support for any questions and concerns.

EDM Knives are all the rage these days, haven't you heard? They're like, made out of rubber.

https://getedmknife.com

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/EDMKnife

EDC knives are nice too, but they're only produced in Nevada.

And I thought it's a next-level ultrasonic knife, https://youtu.be/uK4hvcUxNFw ; makes a geeky present indeed.

Here I thought they meant electric discharge machining and thought "Whoa...this person must have a realllly expensive shop in their garage."

EDM knife music is characterized by the driving 4-to-the-board beat.

Cutting board that is. Chop chop chop chop

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