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USeRName?
Union of Socialist Reddit Nationalists?
Utopian Science Resisting Natalist?
We're shooting in the dark here. The only thing I could glean from your post history is that you might complain about woke people, and even that is really vague.
Also you got pretty close with one of your guesses, if you want to get it right you need to stop thinking about what people on the left are doing/saying.
Sure, you could be a Monarchist, Conservative Christian, Reagan Conservative, Centrist, Classical Liberal, AnCap, libertarian, etc.
But all the secrecy points to things it would be rude to guess: nazi, strasserite, pedofile, burgundist, etc..
CNN was at its best when it had none of that. What was interesting was live reports from Baghdad as AA lit up the sky, not anyone's opinion or the name attached. You know, what used to be called "news".
https://www.wsj.com/articles/david-zaslav-wants-to-distingui...
Hopefully it's not all just puffery.