The Dutch, in their infinite pursuit of diabetes, love to spread Stroop on their sandwiches. Stroop is a thick syrup with a very similar consistency to Marmite. A fond childhood memory of mine is watching my Dutch friend, who had never experienced Marmite make a sandwich with it thinking it was Stroop. Imagine taking a bite of a thick spread of Marmite all at once...
Good times. We don't talk any more.