Here in India, we have a very popular actor, RajniKanth, whose awesomeness occasionally goes down the line drawn by Chuck.
Here are some cool RajniKanth quotes:
Once Death had ‘near Rajnikant experience’
Rajanikanth can do a wheelie on a unicycle.
The only Rajni movie I've seen was Endhiran, but it was enough to understand exactly what you mean.
My favourite : Rajanikanth's email id = gmail@rajnikanth.com