"Hello World" in C++, compiled to x86 Assembly
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Edit: In fact, GCC 4.6.1 compiles it down to two function calls and some stack operations - about 15 instructions in all.
Interestingly, g++ compiles it to the exact same code if you remove all the crap that isn't the main with the cout printing a literal string.